An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919
I love this so much.
SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO
organic milk bags
monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall
Quite possibly the most offensive message I’ve ever received.
This is why no-one trusts men.
NO BUT THIS LITERALLY READS AS “HI, I’M A POTENTIAL MURDERER AND YOU SHOULD DATE ME”
STOP WHITE BOYS 2K14
why are people so stupid?!?!?
What’s funny is how wrong he was.
Phoebus is derived from Phoebus Apollo, who was the Greek god of music and prophecy (as well as the sun in some mythology but the sun was originally Helios).
Phoebus, meanwhile, is derived from Phoebe, a Titaness who was Apollo’s grandmother. Phoebe was also the Titan of prophecy (fun fact: Delphi was originally her sacred oracle), and when Apollo defeated Pythos and claimed Delphi and the art of prophecy (with Grandma’s blessing), he gained the name Phoebus.
I like to pretend that Esmeralda is giving him that look because he’s so fucking wrong.